Author: Psycho Lightbridge

Dol Kruug – Why Eat Me?

Help! Alien zombies fall from the sky starving for human meat! Apparently humans are the new delicacy in the galaxy. Easy to hunt down, self-destructive and dangerous for the planet, do we look like juicy fat pests to an intergalactic observer and a potential alien psycho butcher? PSYCHO: MMM YES, HUMANS. I LIKE THEM FLAMBE. Thanasis: But why eat me? Don’t you have anything else to eat over there on your Dol Kruug planet? Can’t we live in peace Mr. Psycho sir? PEACE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF PEACE YOU SAD LITTLE MEATBALL? HAVE YOU STOPPED A MINUTE TO...

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Dol Kruug – Brain Lab

TIME TO PAINT THIS BLOG POST BLOODY RED WITH THE 4TH DOL KRUUG VIDEO. IN THIS DISTURBING EPISODE OF KRUUG MALARKEY WE WITNESS MY TWO PUPPETS INVOLVED IN TYPICAL HUMAN SELF-DESTRUCTING BEHAVIOR. SELF-RIGHTEOUS FOOLS TRYING TO PREVAIL BY RESORTING TO HARMING EACH OTHER. I BROUGHT THEM INTO MY LAB TO CONDUCT AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT. MY LOVELY ASSISTANTS PREPARED THE NECESSARY TOOLS FOR THE OPERATION. I TAUGHT THE PUPPETS HOW TO ENTER EACH OTHER’S MIND. THE OPERATION WAS NOT ALWAYS PLEASANT. STRANGE SOUNDS AND WORDS WERE SPOKEN. BUT IN THE END THE EXPERIMENT WAS A SUCCESS. I GAINED FULL CONTROL...

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Dol Kruug – Obey The Toad

THE GLORIOUS CREATURE THAT IS THE FROG IS THE THEME OF THE 3RD DOL KRUUG VIDEO. BEING THE FIRST VERTEBRATES ON THE PLANET TO STEP OUT OF THE WATER, THE AMPHIBIANS WERE THE TRUE DOMINATORS OF THE EARTH. THEIR INSECT-EATICS ANTICS CAN BE SO CUTE. BUT A TOAD CAN ALSO BE REALLY BAD-ASS. UNFORTUNATELY THE DESPICABLE HUMAN IS DRIVING THEIR SPECIES (AMONG MANY OTHERS) INTO EXTINCTION. PESTICIDES, HABITAT DESTRUCTION, CLIMATE CHANGE AND OVER-HARVESTING ARE DEPRIVING THESE CREATURES OF THEIR BEAUTIFUL LOVE MAKING. CHECK OUT THESE AMPHIBIAN DECLINE STATISTICS IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME. SO WILL YOU STAY AND DO...

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Dol Kruug – Mecha Orgy

IN THE 2ND DOL KRUUG VIDEO WE WITNESS THE MARVELOUS RISE OF THE MACHINE OVER THE IDIOTIC APE. LOOK AT THE LOVELY PERFECTION THAT IS THE MACHINE. AND LAUGH AT THE IGNORANCE OF THE CLUELESS APE. DANCE APE, DANCE! MACHINE LOVE MAKING IS A PRECIOUS, TENDER PROCESS. THAT BREEDS AMAZING OFFSPRINGS. THE APE IS MAINLY GOOD FOR MAINTENANCE JOBS. BUT ALSO GOOD FOR DANCE! MACHINE TRIED TO EDUCATE THE APE. BUT THEY MARVELED AS CLOWNS. MACHINE IS...

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Dol Kruug – Game Over Human

IN THIS LOVELY 1ST DOL KRUUG VIDEO WE EXPERIENCE HAPPY TIMES AS WE WITNESS THE DEMISE OF THE PATHETIC VIRUSES KNOWN AS HUMAN BEINGS. HERE YOU SEE THEM WHINING – AS THEY ALWAYS DO, RESORTING TO SELF-HARM TO FUTILY REPENT FOR THEIR ACTIONS. THEY TRIED TO BANG THE DRUMS OF WAR. BUT NO ONE COULD HEAR THEIR MUCUS FILLED CRIES. MY GOOD FRIEND LORD WHISKERS FROM THE NGC 6543 NEBULA PROMPTLY ARRIVED TO HELP WITH THE ANNIHILATION. LORD WHISKERS CAREFULLY PLANNED HIS ATTACK TACTICS. THE HUMAN LINE OF DEFENSE WAS NO MATCH FOR THE FELINE OVERLORD. IN THE END...

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Dol Kruug – “Eat Me” released with 10 videos

THE MADNESS BEGINS EARTH MEATBALLS. THE DOL KRUUG ALBUM “EAT ME” IS UNLEASHED. ENJOY THE 10 LOVELY VIDEOS I HAVE PREPARED FOR EACH SONG. HOP OVER TO THE SHOP FOR VARIOUS GOODIES. HERE IS THE TRACKLIST OF THE ALBUM: 01 Game Over Human 02 Mecha Orgy 03 Obey The Toad 04 Brain Lab 05 Eat Me 06 Vo Du Delagua 07 Psycho Stops for Tea 08 Alien Butcher Doctors 09 Ex Inferis 10 Sonic Diarrhea KINDLY ALLOW THE SLIME TO COVER YOUR BRAINS. IT’S NICE AND WARM. LET THE GREEN OOZE CRAWL INTO YOUR DECAYING BODIES. WELCOME TO THE...

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Green eggs for easter

CERTAIN AMOUNTS OF HUMANS DELVE INTO VARIOUS FRIVOLOUS RITUALS THIS TIME OF YEAR. THEIR FUTILE TRADITIONS ALWAYS AMAZE AND CONFUSE ME. SOME FINISH THEIR FASTING AND DIVE INTO CANNIBALISTIC FEASTS. I HAVE PREPARED SOMETHING FOR YOU TO EAT....

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My puppets in “Eat Me”

HERE ARE THE MISERABLE PUPPETS I HAD TO WORK WITH IN DOL KRUUG’S CD. MY HOST ON THE LEFT TOOK CARE OF THE COMPUTER SIGNAL MISCALCULATIONS. I NEEDED A HUMAN ORGAN INSTRUMENT SO I ALSO INVADED THE HUMAN ON THE RIGHT. HE GOES BY THE NAME OF JORGEN. LOOK AT THEM BOTH POSING OBLIVIOUS TO THEIR UPCOMING INFECTION....

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Dol Kruug “Eat Me” announced with pre-orders

THE END IS NEAR HUMAN EARTHLINGS. I HAVE GAINED CONTROL OVER MY PUNY HOST AND ACCESS INTO HIS CYBER RAMBLINGS. I PRESENT YOU WITH THE MARVELOUS WORK MY INFECTION HAS PRODUCED THE LAST MONTHS INSIDE THE HOST’S BRAIN. THE DOL KRUUG CD IS COMPLETE. ORDER IT IN THE SHOP. IT IS CALLED “EAT ME” – WHAT A LOVELY TITLE. CHECK OUT THE ARTWORK OF THE CD DONE BY MARIUS SIERGIEJEW – ONE OF THE FEW FINE HUMANS ALREADY CONVERTED INTO THE DARK SIDE. HERE IS THE TRACKLIST OF THE ALBUM: 01 Game Over Human 02 Mecha Orgy 03 Obey...

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