Help! Alien zombies fall from the sky starving for human meat! Apparently humans are the new delicacy in the galaxy. Easy to hunt down, self-destructive and dangerous for the planet, do we look like juicy fat pests to an intergalactic observer and a potential alien psycho butcher?

PSYCHO: MMM YES, HUMANS. I LIKE THEM FLAMBE.

Thanasis: But why eat me? Don’t you have anything else to eat over there on your Dol Kruug planet? Can’t we live in peace Mr. Psycho sir?

PEACE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF PEACE YOU SAD LITTLE MEATBALL?

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HAVE YOU STOPPED A MINUTE TO THINK ABOUT YOUR OWN PEACE WITH THE ANIMALS ARRIVING DEAD ON YOUR PLATE EVERYDAY?

YOU DON’T NEED TO EAT DEAD ANIMALS TO SURVIVE. YOUR INSTINCTS DON’T URGE YOU TO RAPE, KILL AND MUTILATE THEM. YET THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO EVERYDAY.

WATCH THIS FILM IF YOU DARE. BUT BE WARNED: THE TRUTH COMES AT A PRICE. YOU CAN NOT UN-SEE WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN.

Earthlings

TO MAINTAIN SUCH A HELLISH INDUSTRY HUMANS DEVASTATE THE PLANET’S RESOURCES.

YOUR BODIES ARE NOT BUILT TO HUNT DOWN ANIMALS AND CAN’T PROCESS RAW MEAT. YET YOU TRY VERY HARD TO JUSTIFY YOUR CULTURAL PROPAGANDA OF ANIMAL EATING.

Photo by Rowan Corkill

Photo by Rowan Corkill

AT THE SAME TIME YOU FAVOR SOME ANIMALS OVER OTHERS.

Pawel-Kuczynski

Artwork by Pawel Kuczynski

THIS MAKES YOUR MEAT-EATING HABITS VERY CONFUSING.

JUST KIDDING

YOU GET SAD AND ANGRY WHEN SOME OF YOU EAT YOUR “BEST FRIEND”.

Photo by Kaj17 on Flickr

Photo by Kaj17 on Flickr

YOU WIPE YOUR TEARS WHILE STUFFING MORE BACON INTO YOUR THROATS AND SLEEP WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE HAVING DONATED TO THE WRONG CHARITY ONCE AGAIN.

Graph by Animal Charity Evaluators

Graph by Animal Charity Evaluators

“BUT ONLY DOGS ARE SO SMART AND LOVEABLE” YOU SAY. WELL YOU CLEARLY HAVEN’T MET ESTHER THE WONDER PIG YET.

Photo by Esther the Wonder Pig - http://www.estherthewonderpig.com/

Photo by Esther the Wonder Pig – http://www.estherthewonderpig.com/

YOUR SPECIESISM IS CURRENTLY FUELING THE BIGGEST MASS EXTINCTION OF SPECIES ON THE PLANET.

HERE I’M SHOWING YOU THE PANGOLIN. THE MOST TRAFFICKED MAMMAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF. TAKE A LOOK AT IT. IT GOES EXTINCT VERY SOON.

Photo by Lynn Hatfield on Flickr

Photo by Lynn Hatfield on Flickr

APPARENTLY PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT EATING THE FETUSES OF THIS ADORABLE REAL-WORLD-POKEMON WILL HELP THEM ACHIEVE BETTER SEX LIFE.

THIS COUPLE SINGS ABOUT IT MORE HIPPIE THAN ME:

HUMANS HAVE BECOME SO DESENSITIZED THAT EVEN YOUR CHURCHES ORGANIZE ANIMAL ABUSE “GAMES”.

Photo by forcechange.com

Photo by forcechange.com

BECAUSE ONLY REAL MEN PUNCH TERRIFIED PIGS IN THE FACE.

Photo by change.org

Photo by change.org

THANKFULLY THERE ARE SOME HUMANS WHO HAVE WOKEN UP FROM THIS CULTURAL HYPNOSIS AND TRY TO FIND SOLUTIONS TO THE PROBLEM.

ARTISTS DO TRY TO RAISE AWARENESS TO OBLIVIOUS HUMANS.

ALTHOUGH MOST REFUSE TO SEE AND RESORT TO STEREOTYPE. THE CARNIST ZOMBIE IS STILL STRONG INSIDE THEM.

Photo by veganstreet.com

Photo by veganstreet.com

SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION: NO WE CAN’T LIVE IN PEACE. YOU WILL LEAVE IN PIECES.

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